Haggis Chili

My wife asked me to write her a Haiku for their annual chili cookoff. Seems that someone thought it would be funny to have Haggis chili.

I started with a Limerick and added a Haiku for good measure.

There once was a Scot from Mexicali
Whose culinary arts were quite silly
He seasoned his haggis
With hot habaneros
And called it his wee scotch bonnet chili

Hot pepper haggis
Simmering in its juices
An offal chili